Talking between Condom and pad
Condom- "When u start ur work, my business
stops for 7 days long"
Pad answered- "But when u fail ur work, then my business will b stopped minimum 9 months".
Promise
Husband and wife r busy in their bed.
Husband- "Oh i have heard something break"
Wife- "Dont worry that was my promise which was made with my lover"
Mummy
Wife- "Dont call me by name pls
if our son will call me by name, then!"
Husband- "ok sweetheart then i shall call u mummy"
Help
The boy said to the girl
"Darling i'll rape u, pls help me"
The girl said-"ok i'll help u when u rape me"
The boy astronished"if u help me then will it b raped?"
6
Wife discovered on honeymoon that her husband has one wooden leg
Then she phoned her mother with a style-"Oh Mom, My husband has only 1 Foot"
Her mother answered "Bravo! be happy child! ur dad has only 6 inches"
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