SMS Bag

Capital of India

2010-09-08T15:27:00.000-07:00

Student 1: Oh God, Pls make Sydney the capital of India
Student 2: Why?
Student 1: That is what i have written in my exam

English movie

2010-09-08T15:20:00.000-07:00

Teacher: Which was first Silent English movie?
Student: if the movie was silent how could u know that it was English
HA HA H AH AH

I was responsible

2010-09-08T15:16:00.000-07:00

Employer: In this Job we need some one who is responsible
Person: I m the one u want, on my last job every time anything went wrong, they said i was responsible

Child and God

2010-09-08T15:12:00.000-07:00

Child : O God pls i don't want 3rd world war
God: Why? I think u love ur country so much
Child:No God. I m weak in history, i can't study another war

Death is Nothing

2010-09-08T15:06:00.000-07:00

Death is Nothing but to live defeated and without glory is to die everyday

4ever for me

2010-09-06T12:17:00.000-07:00

For me u r As... CHEESE 4 PIZZA, PASSPORT 4 VISA, BUTTER 4 BREAD, CREAM 4 CAKE, LEAF 4 TREE, a Friend like u is 4 ever for me....

Honest and Innocent part

2010-09-06T12:14:00.000-07:00

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of tea, or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and innocent part of urself.

Just You

2010-09-06T12:07:00.000-07:00

Friend in different languages.....
Indian- Dost
German- Freund
Hebrew-Chaver
French- Ami
Pinoy- Kaibigan
Dutch- Vrend
Maxican- Amigo

For me .... Just simply you

My wife saw u

2010-09-06T12:03:00.000-07:00

After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw u.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!

Liver and Kidney

2010-09-06T12:02:00.000-07:00

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Before Sleeping

2010-09-06T11:59:00.000-07:00

TEACHER:why you are praying to god in the class when i am teaching??
STUDENT:my mother told me to pray to god before sleeping...!!

Special Offer

2010-09-06T11:57:00.000-07:00

Special offer....!
Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

Hurry offer valid until exams only....

As a friend

2010-09-05T12:04:00.000-07:00

Now i don't love u at all, but it doesn't mean that i hate u, i like u as a friend

It passed on to me

2010-09-05T11:58:00.000-07:00

Wife: Do u know when i talk with u my tension goes away
Husband: No, it does not go away , it passed on to me.

U r my Sim Card

2010-09-05T11:54:00.000-07:00

Girl: My heart is a mobile and you r the Sim Card.
Boy: Wow, I m so happy.
Girl: Don't b too happy, if i get a new offer i will change the Sim Card

Adam

2010-09-05T11:50:00.000-07:00

Girl: Why did God make Adam first?
Boy: Because he didn't want any suggestion

Smoking

2010-09-05T11:42:00.000-07:00

Smoking of Cigarette won't send u to Hell,It just makes you smell like u have been there

School Closed

2010-09-05T11:40:00.000-07:00

Teacher: Tell me Sam, How do u like school?
Sam: Closed

Whole list

2010-09-05T11:37:00.000-07:00

Girl : R u sure u love me and no one else?
Boy: Damn Sure , i checked the whole list last night

Happiness

2010-09-05T11:26:00.000-07:00

Happiness is never perfect until it is shared with someone else

Enter into mosque

2010-09-04T10:47:00.001-07:00

Abu Hamid or Abu Usaid (R.A) narrated that The Prophet (PBUH) said: "When one of you enters a mosque, let him say: 'O Allah! Open for me the doors of Your mercy.' And when he steps out, let him say : 'O Allah! I ask you of Your Bounty'.(Sahi Muslim, Book of Salat, chapter 52)

Mera Dua

2010-09-04T01:54:00.000-07:00

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko

Dil Say jo Chahtay Ho Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Wo Mil Jaye Apko
EID MUBARAK

Happy eid to u and Family

2010-09-04T01:52:00.000-07:00

With lots of roses,
Palm full of holy water,
Light of sunshine,
Fragrance of Flowers

&
I wish a very
HAPPY EID 2 YOU and Family

Joy and Happiness

2010-09-04T01:50:00.000-07:00

May the choicest
blessing of Allah
fill your life with
joy and happiness.
EID MUBARAK

Eid Wish

2010-09-04T01:48:00.000-07:00

Network error, number busy
No signal ,massage not sent….
That’s what we’ll see on 1st day of ‘’Eid’’
So “Happy Eid ” before the rush start.

Happy EID

2010-09-04T01:47:00.000-07:00

U fasted,u prayed,
U been good for a whole 30 days.
So ur merciful ALLAH gave u a sign,
Out came the moon 2 say come celebrate..
Happy Eid mubarak

Eid Mubarak

2010-09-04T01:46:00.000-07:00

Look Outside
Its so Awesome!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
**EID MUBARAK**

Unlimited khusiya

2010-09-04T01:44:00.000-07:00

Special dua 4 special person:
May
God almighty bless u with
Sehat,
Rahat,
Nemat,
Izzat,
Barkat,
Daulat,
Salamti,
Hayat,
Kamyabi &
unlimited khushiya

EID MUBARAK

Welcoome to heaven

2010-09-04T01:40:00.000-07:00

At last we got married
i have no words to describe my feeling.
But i just wanna say: WELCOME TO HEAVEN, DARLING

Till die

2010-09-04T01:38:00.000-07:00

Talk with u is my wish
Kiss u is my dare
Marry u is my dream
Live with u till i die is my Prayer

Want a kid

2010-09-04T01:36:00.000-07:00

Wa Wa wa waaaa
Do u know what is this
its simple my love
I want a Kid

Miss u sms

2010-09-04T01:35:00.000-07:00

Mera seesha jaisa dil ye Todna jaana
Bich raaste mein mujhe chorna jaana
Jab vi yaad aaye meri,
Miss u sms karna vul na jaana.

Paanch Chiije

2010-09-04T01:32:00.000-07:00

Is jindagi mein mujhko Paanch chije bohot Achcha lagta hai
AAP , AAP , AAP , AAP aur sirf AAP

Pyar hai aapse

2010-09-04T01:31:00.000-07:00

Aap ki haar aada pe ham marne laage hai
Dil apna na khode, ham darne laage hai
Kasam hai uus khuda ki
Pyar sirf aap se hi karne laage hai.

Turn the page

2010-09-04T01:22:00.000-07:00

Husband reading a book lying in bed beside his wife, His right hands finger moved into wife's vagina , Then his wife excited and said, it is wet, lets sex"
Husband answered - No No, I just wet my finger to turn the page.

Girl and Boy

2010-09-04T01:20:00.000-07:00

Boy- May i kiss ?
Girl - No My lipstick will be ruined
Boy-May i touch ur body
Girl- No my dress will be dirty
Boy- ok then lets do sex
Girl- Ok but in ur lap

Old and young

2010-09-04T01:18:00.001-07:00

80 years old man and 15 years old girl got married, At the 1st night they were crying. Because the girl has no idea about sex and the old man had forgotten everything

Art and Science

2010-09-04T01:16:00.000-07:00

Art is I
Science is We

Idealist

2010-09-04T01:15:00.000-07:00

I am idealist
I dont know where i m going
but i m on the way

Honest work

2010-09-04T01:13:00.000-07:00

Our educational system disqualifies people for honest work

Knowledge

2010-09-04T01:12:00.000-07:00

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant

No respect

2010-09-04T01:10:00.000-07:00

In his private heart
No man can respect himself

I love u

2010-09-04T01:08:00.000-07:00

I love u as like as mad not like a fool because i m Wise

Wise and Fool

2010-09-04T01:07:00.000-07:00

Wise man learn more from fools then fools from wise men

Dont love blindly

2010-09-04T01:06:00.000-07:00

Dont love blindly, Its result will not be good.

Money

2010-09-04T01:05:00.000-07:00

The only thing i like about rich people is their money

All women

2010-09-04T01:04:00.000-07:00

When the candles are out
all women are fair..

Joy of youth

2010-09-04T01:03:00.000-07:00

* The joy of the youth is to disobey
* Where law ends, tyranny begins

Paints

2010-09-04T01:01:00.000-07:00

A man paints with his brains not with his hands

It is friend

2010-09-04T01:00:00.000-07:00

It is ur Friend
Who knows all of you and also like you

Man-child

2010-09-04T00:59:00.001-07:00

No matter how lod you get,
if you keep the desire to b creative
you r keeping the man-child alive

Treachery

2010-09-04T00:55:00.000-07:00

Love for money and treachery to own self r same things.

Never marry

2010-09-04T00:53:00.000-07:00

One can anytime fall in love
That is the reason one should never marry

Mankind and beast

2010-09-04T00:52:00.000-07:00

Mankind owes to the child
The beast it has to give

Imitate

2010-09-04T00:51:00.000-07:00

When people r free do as they please
they usually imitate each other

Man describes

2010-09-04T00:49:00.000-07:00

A man never discloses his own Character so clearly
as when he describes another's

Men take only

2010-09-04T00:48:00.000-07:00

Men take only their needs into consideration
Never their abilities.

Leader

2010-09-04T00:46:00.000-07:00

If you would be leader of man
you must lead
your own generation,
not the next.

On this Birthday

2010-09-04T00:44:00.000-07:00

On This Birthday!
Pray to God
Give u more & more success in every
field of life & you receive
bundle of happiness in ur life.
Happy Birthday

Gift

2010-09-04T00:41:00.000-07:00

Receive my smile
gift of "Good Wishes"
wrapped with "Sincerity"
tied with "Care"
and sealed with a " Prayer"
2keep u "Safe" and "Happy"
all the day long!

Frndship wont die

2010-09-04T00:40:00.000-07:00

Years may fly
Tears may dry
Chicken may fry
but my frndship with u
will never die.

Admit it.

2010-09-04T00:38:00.000-07:00

Life is small , Live it
Love is short, enjoy it
Anger is injurious, dump it
Troubles r momentary, face it
Memories r sweet, Cherish it
I m too good, Admit it.....

Its Competition

2010-09-04T00:35:00.000-07:00

When I was born - SHAITAN said
" Oh, Shit another good soul on earth"
When u born SHAITAN said
"Oh Shit , Its Competition."

Vacancy

2010-09-04T00:33:00.000-07:00

Post: True Friend
Eligibility: Caring
Duty: To Care and Love
Experience: Not Required
Salary: Never ending Frndship
Joining: Immediately
R U Interested?

Computerised Frndship

2010-09-04T00:31:00.000-07:00

A good Friend is like a Computer
She enters in your life
Save Herself in your heart
Formats all your troubles
And never Delete you
From her Heart

Friendship will never End

2010-09-04T00:26:00.000-07:00

The rain may be falling hard outside
But your smile makes it all alright
I m so glad that you r my frnd
I know our frndship will never end.

Happy Smiley B.Day

2010-09-02T16:02:00.001-07:00

Today ..............(Day), Month........,Year.........., At .............(Time), With lots of prayer I m wishing u Many Many Happy Returns of the Day. Happy Smiley Birthday

Ami ugly

2010-09-02T15:57:00.000-07:00

Ami tomake valobashi er jonno na je tumi dekhte onek sundor but erjonno je ami tomar che ugly.

Miss and Kiss

2010-09-02T15:48:00.000-07:00

I miss to kiss u, I kiss u because i miss u, i want to kiss u and i don't want to miss u.

Free love

2010-09-01T11:34:00.001-07:00

All my love for you r Countless and its Totally FREE! wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....!

Stay in my Heart

2010-09-01T11:27:00.000-07:00

I LOVE U are words just three,No one loves u more than me, My love mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay

I Love U

2010-09-01T11:21:00.000-07:00

I want to kiss u, I want to Suck u, I want to lick u, I want to say u.
Ur Success, Ur Pain, Ur Tears, I Love u..

9 months

2008-10-09T11:12:00.000-07:00

Talking between Condom and pad
Condom- "When u start ur work, my business
stops for 7 days long"
Pad answered- "But when u fail ur work, then my business will b stopped minimum 9 months".

Promise

2008-10-09T11:10:00.000-07:00

Husband and wife r busy in their bed.
Husband- "Oh i have heard something break"
Wife- "Dont worry that was my promise which was made with my lover"

Mummy

2008-10-09T11:07:00.000-07:00

Wife- "Dont call me by name pls
if our son will call me by name, then!"
Husband- "ok sweetheart then i shall call u mummy"

Help

2008-10-09T11:04:00.000-07:00

The boy said to the girl
"Darling i'll rape u, pls help me"
The girl said-"ok i'll help u when u rape me"
The boy astronished"if u help me then will it b raped?"

6

2008-10-09T11:01:00.000-07:00

Wife discovered on honeymoon that her husband has one wooden leg
Then she phoned her mother with a style-"Oh Mom, My husband has only 1 Foot"
Her mother answered "Bravo! be happy child! ur dad has only 6 inches"

Myself

2008-10-09T10:59:00.000-07:00

I never love another person
the way i love my self

Police

2008-10-09T10:58:00.000-07:00

I m not against Police
i m just afraid of them

Citizen

2008-10-09T10:57:00.000-07:00

I m a citizen,
Not of USA or India
but of the world

I love

2008-10-09T10:54:00.000-07:00

I love my countrymore than my family
but i love Humanity more than my country.

Friends

2008-10-09T10:53:00.000-07:00

Friends is the person
who know everything about u
and also like u

Quran

2008-10-09T10:50:00.000-07:00

The Devil does not stay
where Holy Quran is.

Marry

2008-10-09T10:49:00.000-07:00

One should always be in love
that is the reasson
one should never marry

Noble

2008-10-09T10:47:00.000-07:00

When a man has pity on all
living craetures then only is he noble

Imitate

2008-10-09T10:45:00.000-07:00

When people r free do as they please
they usually Imitate each other

Political animal

2008-10-09T10:44:00.000-07:00

Man can die
but can't b defited
bcos man is a Political animal

Describe

2008-10-09T10:42:00.001-07:00

A man never discloses his own character
so clearly as when
he describes anothers's

Man lives

2008-10-09T10:40:00.000-07:00

A man lives by
believing something,
not by debating
and arguing about many things.

Leader

2008-10-09T10:39:00.000-07:00

If u would b leader of man,
u must lead
ur own generation,not the next

Bundle of happiness

2008-10-09T10:37:00.000-07:00

On this special day
Pray 2 Allah
give u more and more success in
every field of life & u recieve
bundle of happiness in ur life.

My wish

2008-10-09T10:32:00.000-07:00

Receive my simple gift of "Good Wishes"
wrapped with "Sincerity"
tied with "care"
and sealed with a "Prayer"
2 keep u "Safe" and "Happy"
All the day long

Deepest

2008-10-09T10:29:00.000-07:00

This is destiny so why pretend
Close ur eyes and kiss me once again
I'll always be the only one u'll need
so go where ur deepest longing leads.

Catching up

2008-10-09T10:27:00.000-07:00

If ever u think of me
out of thye blue
just remember its all the kisses i've
blown in the air
finally catching up with u!

Kissing

2008-10-09T10:25:00.000-07:00

If kissing was just
two people touching lips,
it wouldn't touch our heart
and bind our souls
the way it does!

Kiss me baby

2008-10-09T10:21:00.000-07:00

Kisses blown r kisses wasted
Kisses r not kisses
unless they r tested
kisses spread germs and germs r hated
so kiss me baby, i m vaccinated

There's an angel

2008-10-09T10:19:00.000-07:00

Never thought that
Love could feel like this
and u changed my world
with just one kiss
how can it b that right here
with me there's an angel?

I L U

2008-10-09T10:14:00.000-07:00

Love is like a song Only i can hear
Love is like a fragrance Only i can smell
Love is like a sight only i can see
Because you only my love
I love u

U return ot me

2008-10-09T10:08:00.000-07:00

I was reborn when u first kissed me
Part of me died when you left me
But now i still alive
waiting for the day
you return to me